Happy St. Patty’s Day, Murphy.

Two Irish Women…..

             Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a
              while one looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help
               but think, from listening to you, that you’re from  Ireland .
               The other woman responds proudly, ‘Yes, I sure  am!’
 
               The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about in
                Ireland are ya from ?               The other woman answers, ‘I’m from  Dublin , I am. 
                The first one responds, ‘So, am I!!  And what
                street did you live on in  Dublin ?’               The other woman says, ‘A lovely little area it was in
                the west end. I lived on  Warbury Street in the old central
                part of town.’
 
               The first one says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world.
               So did I!  So did I!  And what school did ya go to?’
 
               The other woman answers, ‘Well now, I went to Holy
               Heart of Mary, of course.’
 
               The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so
                did I. Tell me,what year did you graduate?’
 
               The other woman answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I
               graduated in 1964.’
 
               The first woman exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be
               smiling down upon us ! I can hardly believe our good luck at
               winding up in the same pub tonight.  Can you believe
               it, I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self.
 
               About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and
               orders a beer.
 
               Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his
               head and mutters,
              ‘It’s going to be a long night
              tonight.’
 
               Michael asks, ‘ Why do you say that, Brian?’
               Brian answers,
              The Murphy twins are drunk again.’

h/t simofish

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5 Responses

  1. Hey – where have I seen that??

  2. I couldn’t pass it up, simo. Sorry the hat tip got effed up but I fixed it. I think Murphy will like it.

  3. Puma SF – you coming home today !! Miss you !!

  4. Yeah, simo. I get in about 7:00pm. Miss you, too!!

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