A little humor from simofish

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Wait, there’s more..

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young Man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes
Of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.’

‘Go away!’ said the old lady. ‘I’m broke and haven’t got any money!’ and
she proceeded to close the door. 

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open.. ‘Don’t be too hasty!’ He said. ‘Not until you have at
least seen my demonstration.’

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet. ‘If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.’

The old lady stepped back and said, ‘Well Let me get you a fork, ’cause 
they cut off my electricity this morning.

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